A colleague at work last week said to me he thought i would have been at the open auditions for Star Wars. I didn’t know what he was talking about at the time but now I am up on the Force. I knew he was joking at the time of course but I didn’t know how much.

Yep. It’s drat time of the month again. No sales. Yet in the overall scheme of things “Rewind” has outsold “Trouble Cross” (if you discount the 108 free downloads of the latter which was meant to tempt people into recommending it to others and/or buying the other one.)

Long time no blog. It might be a while too before there is any more. I am signed off work with stress and the chances of me writing anything funny are as good as Baldrick getting a first at Oxford and winning the boat race single handed.

For those of you with absolutely no interest in my battles with the Express Sunday puzzle page I smashed the 30% barrier today – 26% i.e 33 minutes to do 4 puzzles with a combined target of 128 minutes. Just wish I had some challengers.