Category: Blog
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ROMANS THROWN TO THE LIONS!
I keep hearing that something historic is supposed to be happening today. Drop me a line if you know what that is please. I could include it in my blog if only I knew. Anyway. So we fought off the Viking hoards and now have to face the Roman legions. This time it is not…
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Val! Val who? Valhalla! Yep, who would have Thort it. Tonight the Vikings. Then if we survive that, bring on the Romans. Against the might of two armies we have but a single Kane to defend ourselves. Oh din of 60,000 aid us in our battle for survival. We want no bad Loki…
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And then there were four …
Yes, it is true. Football is coming home! And just like when the original song came out in 1996, it was not the supposed main message that England were going to win a trophy after 30 years of hurt (now 55) but the actual fact that a major football tournament was on British soil for…
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BREAKING ENGLAND NEWS!
Due to a mystery illness in the camp, England have been allowed to draft in a new player. There has been no official news regarding the illness but unconfirmed rumours suggest that various players are turning invisible. If this turns out to be true then it is believed that this phenomenon started just over two…
