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The elite force of the Brokeship Sedgwickise is the PRAT (Public Relations Action Team) Division. Always out in their company shuttles trying to build up a rapport with alien worlds.

Chief PRAT is Colonel Hodge-Podge, with an eye on the main chance his always ready to offload his case files to his minions.
Today the whole force were present at an Interstellar Confederation on Hudders World, centre of trade for the northern universe. With the diplomacy and tact of a cannibal at a vegetarian convention, the force continue to spread bonhomie throughout the galaxy. Particularly expert at anti-antagonism is Dick Mooron, ably abetted by Virgilia Hambone. Other specialists in the force include Wyatt A. Peasouper, A. Partide, Neil E.A. Person and A.P.R. Interest.

Out of deep respect for these personages who hold themselves out as ambassadors of the human race, the crew of Command Centre paid a tribute to them by making lifelike effigies of their heroes.  The reaction was eagerly awaited. What mood would they be in?
Will Person free himself from his Boa Tie?
Can Partide punch through his paper bag?
Will interest come down to investigate?
Will Peasouper see through the fog?
Will Mooron be looking blue?
Will Hambone think it’s souper?
Can Hodge-Podge keep his PRAT’s together?
WHO CARES!!!