Govember is here! I thought I made this up but on investigation I find I wasn’t the first to think of this. No surprise really. Look, what they did with October, Stoptober. So what can I do with November? One of the P G chimps could have got it.

It just goes to show you that there is nothing original under the sun. That is a defence I heard in “Suits” and is one I have had to live with. My first novel “Trance” which I wrote at 18 had a car chase involving a learner driver which then turned up in one of the Naked Gun films. Chapter 8 of the same novel consisted of the baddie big game hunter hunting the last and perfect prey – man – i.e the goodie, which I saw as an episode of “Relic Hunter” entitled “Run Sydney Run.” Both these were aired after my book was vanity published and I had written those plots years before that.

Anyway, back to my Govember or Go Vember. Is vember a word I hear you ask? Surprisingly it is, according to the urban dictionary. “Vember – An adrenaline rush, something that makes you nervous, neurotic, up-tight,etc.” I am certainly neurotic and up tight about my non existent book sales. Stoptober was very accurate as there was not one sale. So Go Vember means please go and give me an adrenaline rush. In the last month before the anniversary of the book launch let us have the best yet. For less than one measley GBP you could be part of a revolution.

GO VEMBER!

Download now if you fancy a laugh today. Or alternatively you can be part of the fireworks on Tuesday. Revember, revember the 5th of November. Let’s make it a day to revember.

And my deepest up front thanks for those of you who take part.

In other news, back to back wins for the Everton B team and the C team got through to the next round of the League Milk Littlewoods Rumbelows Coca-Cola Worthington Carling Capital One Cup.

And did you hear, Newcastle have unveiled a new club flag – the Krul and Cross Bones.

Nanu nanu.