Who’s there?

Val!

Val who?

Valhalla!

Yep, who would have Thort it. Tonight the Vikings. Then if we survive that, bring on the Romans. Against the might of two armies we have but a single Kane to defend ourselves. Oh din of 60,000 aid us in our battle for survival. We want no bad Loki tonight so there is only one thing to do. According to the oracles the only chance to triumph is the clarion call of the Three Lions perpetually sounding until the battle is won.

The last thing we need to be saying tomorrow is, what the Frigg happened?

Good luck England!