I found this little fellow right outside my door a couple of weeks ago. To say the least I was surprised because it is not what you expect to see in a block of flats in the UK. I named him immediately and I remember the very first thing I ever said to him.

 “Harry, you’re a lizard!”

Unfortunately he was dead so he didn’t hear me. Apparently Harry had just graduated from Frogwarts’ School of Newtcraft and Lizardry. No sooner had he left the grounds though than he was set upon and killed by that frogspawn of Satan, Toad Mouldywart, using the Iguana Cadaver curse with just one flick of his tongue.

The search is on spearheaded by the fabled Newt Salamander. Revenge will be swift and very slimy.