For those of you excitedly waiting for Comm Cheque 2 I have made a Boo Boo. There are two small intermissions first – well, I did do this work in 1989 and didn’t remember the order.

So in true Muppet style here is…

WIGS IN SPACE!

Captain’s Worklog Commrate 17.5%.
In another part of the ship, the A.E.D.S. (Alpha Engineering and Defence Station), things were also going wrong.
Station Head, I. Kerrnot, was in conference with his aide, Stephen “Blue Eyes” Bumkiss. The situation was serious, for in the smoky atmosphere the personnel were experiencing rapid hair loss. Ahead in the bald stakes were Engineering Submersive I.M. Largely-Absent and star trouble-shooter, A. Crayfish.

Sceptical of a solution arising from the discussion in the Station Head’s cabin, both participants being exclusive members of a mutual appreciation society, Captain Kyddology and Elainicough Cliffhanger were trying to find their own solution to the problem.
After a lengthy discussion it was agreed that total hair loss for the whole station was inevitable and replacement head covers were the order of the day. Brilliant Chief Engineer Baz Fleetfoot was to address the problem, ably hindered by Vinny Legless, the expert liability.

Why were Largely-Absent and Legless present during working hours?
Will Kerrnot and Bumkiss ever end their discussion on who has the best hair?
Will Vinny Legless be able to stay sober for one hour to assist Fleetfoot?
Is it really a case of hair today, gone tomorrow?
Toupee continued…